Friday, July 30, 2010

Charles Rangel, You're A Sowwy Ass Wrascal, Wresign!

 

Rangel Ethics With 13 charges brought against him by US House Of Representative Ethics Committee, Representative Charles Rangel of Harlem New York is following in President Clinton’s footsteps in addressing the issues before him.

 

 

 

Playboy Clinton The lawmaker said he saw no way in which the case would make him abandon public office.

To paraphrase, I am above the law, I am “The Black Bill Clinton”.

 

 

 

 

Explain to me a lay person, Mr. Rangel. How can the former Chairman of The House Ways and Means Committee who is responsible for writing tax laws forget to pay his “F'ng Taxes”?

Kind of like getting a BJ without calling it having sex! Heh-heh-heh-heh. Wright!

 

Charlie Rangel Is not reporting $600,000 income just an honest mistake? Or were you trying to defraud the IRS?

Wait don't incriminate yourself, after all you do not want your kids and grand kids to find out you might be a crook.

Ooh, you twickster!

 

 

Rangel On Beach Is that how you paid for this disgusting relaxing vacation in Dominican Republic?

 

 

Unfortunately, with just two of these charges against them most Americans would not come close to receiving the benefits and treatment you are being given.

You disgrace me with your arrogance. I would not even hope you would do the honorable thing and resign because it is obvious you have no honor.

 

Elmer Fudd Oh, gwacious!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can only hope that your constituents are smart and courageous enough to look beyond your “Blackness” and throw your ass out of office.

 

Marion Barry I can only hope that the election pattern in New Orleans with Mayor Nagin or in Washington DC with Mayor Barry is not repeated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mayor Kilpatrick Instead, if charges are true I hope you end up like former Detroit Mayor Kilpatrick.

Like Elmer Fudd would say “It's the end of the wine, Tall Dark Stwanger. I have a warrant for your awwest!

 

Leave My Bush Alone

 

Obama Sitting Although it seems that President Obama is tired of getting “Bush”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Family Fued Contestants I asked 100 Americans, Should The President leave their “Bush” alone?

The top two answers are on the board. Let’s play!

“The President Has It Wrong Again”

 

 

With an economy still in the midst of a recovery and last month's unemployment rate of 9.5% according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics(BLS). Survey says, the number one answer is.

95 Americans say “Leave My Bush Alone”. These were not only the wealthiest Americans but also some of the poorer ones who enjoy their “Busch” more than the White House is willing to admit.

 

Busch Beer Legs Cold as a mountain stream, smooth as its name. 

 

 

 

 

 

The number two answer on the board.

 

Golden Gate Shadow 5 Americans don't like “Bush” never have and never will. These are “Happy Americans” who are content to live their lives without “Bush”.

 

 

 

 

In announcing that he will let President Bush's 2003 tax rates expire, President Obama thinks that he and the Democrats can play their usual class war to justify raising taxes on the rich. If Bush's tax cuts expire Estate Tax will jump from 0 to 55% and the top income tax rate will go from 35 to 41%.

Why are the rich seen as a solution to The President's poor management of the economy?

Stock market data with downtrend vector It is stupid to raise anyone's taxes in the midst of a slow economic recovery.

Mr. Obama's higher spending (stimulus package) and higher taxes approach is idiotic.

 

 

 

Who has the potential to spur the economy more than the rich? Furthermore, increasing the top income tax rate could hurt small businesses that contribute a great deal to the economy. These businesses create JOBS, Mr. President and they are primarily owned by hard working, risk taking wealthy Americans.

Maybe the time has come to cut government spending especially in the “Government Hand Out” department. By playing the class war card, Democrats win favor with those who are not willing to work hard, take risk or personal responsibility.

However, I am convinced they will lose in November. Proving once again, The President and Democrats are wrong about how most Americans feel about the issues.

 

What a bunch of donkeys!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rick James Mr. Obama, I am a hard working American who has taken risk and although I am not rich yet, you will reward me by raising my taxes. Capital gains rate will jump 5% in 2011.

How can I ever become like Rick James, I’m RICH BITCH, if you do this? 

 

  

President BushSo Mr. President, would you be so kind to go home to Mrs. Obama and Leave My “Bush” Alone.

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Welcome To Mi-ami, King James

 

 

Miami-Heat Logo Although I am a NBA Purple and Gold fan, like most of South Florida I am excited to have you here.

We look forward to the excitement and level of play that you will bring to The Miami Heat along with any revelations you might give us from The New King James.

 

 

 

 

 

Lebron James

 

I will feel torn between to lovers when you have to play the defending World Champions Los Angeles Lakers for a shot of your much deserved championship ring. No matter the outcome, Lebron, I will not hate you. My heart will go on.

 

LA 039 In the meantime, if you are ever in my neck of the woods let's play a pick up game at The West Broward YMCA in Weston. Occasionally, Daunte Culpepper drops by and even if he thinks so, I know he's not as good as you!

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Spain Wins World Cup 2010 And ….

 

 

SamMADWC 010 I'm in Madrid enjoying the crazy celebration of Spain's historic first time FIFA World Cup Championship 2010.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Singing, clapping, horn blowing, crazy dancing and climbing everything that can be climbed along with an occasional beer or water fountain shower are all part of the celebration.

Cars are jumped on and garbage trucks pounded on as they try to make their way down a crowded street.

 

SamMADWC 072 A fire extinguisher comes loose and some of us get a sense of how a fire feels being put out.

 

 

 

 

 

SamMADWC 034 This is some crazy ass fun and thousands continue it long after I leave at 2 am!

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations, Espana!

 

George Steinbrenner, Safe At Home

 

George Steinbrenner Love him or hate him, George Steinbrenner has been a great contributor to America's favorite pastime, baseball.

As owner of the New York Yankees, Mr. Steinbrenner was perhaps the most successful owner in all of professional sports.

I for one love his approach to building teams, doing what he thought was necessary to win championships.

 

 

The Yankees have won 27 World Championships, a few of them thanks to George Steinbrenner.

 

Yankees As a fan of the game, I have been to almost every stadium in the country including Yankee Stadium on several occasions.

My fondness memory there was being present Father's Day Weekend, June 18th 2005 when Derek Jeter hit his first and so far only Grand Slam against the Chicago Cubs.

 

 

Mr. Steinbrenner, thanks for the memories. I hope you have been called safe at the ultimate home plate!

 

Sunday, July 11, 2010

It’s Not All BP’s Fault

 

I know

 

Gang KKK We voted for him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 President_Official_Portrait_HiRes                                                                                                                    President Barack Obama

US First Biracial President

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peter G Me too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Homer Simpson Doh, Can I still have a doughnut?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Unusual Suspects – Case Closed

 

 

peter_sellers_inspector_clouseau_pi3 In what can only be described as Classic Chief Inspector Clouseau investigative brilliance.

Does your duck quack?

Police have brought “The Mango Mayhem” case to a quick conclusion with the arrest of suspects wanted in connection with the crime.

 

 

 

Engish wax Armed with fresh cans of Harrell’s English Wax, police set a trap too slippery for the suspects to slide by.

 

 

 

 

 

Suspects 002 Presented with overwhelming evidence Suspect Number 2 and 3 quacked up and confessed their roles in the fruity crime spree.

 

 

 

 

Facing the possibility of Slife in prison, sources speaking on condition of anonymity tell me that Suspect Number 1 is planning on using the insanity defense.

 

Fat-Squirrel Having gained a little weight because of his criminal activities, it is being reported that he was last seen climbing the prison walls with a couple of nuts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haden Mango For Animal Planet, this has been Haden Kent reporting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Dow Jones Finishes Above 10,000

 

We'll it is about “F”ng word time!

 

barack-obama_116969t Looks like President Obama’s billions and billions and billions of stimulus package money is finally starting to work.

Quit shakin your “DF” words Big Head.

With another stimulus package he can get  the Dow to 11,000!

 

 

 

 

 

AZ State seal But wait, Mr. President it seems like over stepping States Rights in Arizona and supporting illegal immigration by not working to secure our borders is more important to you.

 

 

 

 

 

We need your focus on our National Security and Economy which is far more important than defending the rights of illegal immigrants to remain in this country illegally!

 

With All Due Respect From,

A Legal Immigrant

 

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Fodor's Sensitive, Politically Correct Cry Babies

 

As an avid traveler and blogger, I have taken to sharing my insights and travel experiences across a few forums and blog sites. I think I do this in what I consider an entertaining and informative way.

However, it seems that I have miscalculated the extent to which people that hide behind fictitious names like “usernameistaken” or “kybourbon” require political correctness and sensitivity when discussing issues on an open forum like Fodor's.

 

crying-baby-party-56800676 I have been “ridiculed” posts “usernameistaken”. OMG on a travel website while using a fake name. Usernameistaken should be embarrassed to make that posting unless he or she is unaware of the definition of ridiculed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Austin Apparently, as he or she threaten I was reported for harassment and received a Fodor's politically correct spanking.

Yeah, baby yeah, oh behave!

 

 

 

 

Needless to say I started crying and have not stopped since. If I knew his or her fictitious address along with Fodor's mailing address, I would send them both copies of my DVD, “Lighten Da' F'ck Up”.

Just $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

 

clowns What a bunch of clowns!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, July 5, 2010

Don't Ya Wish Your Neighbors Were

 

As cool as mine? Don't ya?

 

Having just spent another 4th of July birthday celebration with Alana and her family, I am reminded of how fortunate I am to have the neighbors that I do.

 

Bucs Flag From stealing my beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers flag to vandalizing my car in New York J..E..T..S..S..S colors, some neighbors have taken Leviticus Chapter 19 verse 18 to new heights.

 

 

Surrounded by immigrants primarily from the Caribbean like myself has been a blessing beyond measure. Although we are no longer physically islanders, our hearts and souls remain unchanged from our island way of life.

 

LGW 012 My door bell rings and it's Aunt Vee delivering a bottle of her hot pepper sauce or a plate of fresh fried fish. At times, I return from work to find huge papayas waiting for me. I have made numerous attempts to duplicate her curry chicken recipe but have given up. A pinch of this and a little of that is just not working for me. Aunt Vee, how do you do it?

 

 

Stefan Yuk Have you ever been to a baseball game with thirty of your neighbors and then have your home team go on to win The World Series?

 

 

 

 

 

Cotton Cndy Time You guessed it, we have!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Picture 009 You are going to have a difficult time convincing us that we were not a part of the “mojo” The Marlins needed in 2003 to win it all.

 

 

 

 

Since it's birth in 1999, our neighborhood has had a full and prosperous life and the core of it's citizens have remained. However, it saddens me each year as I witness our once little neighborhood kids become young men and women.

 

KAI 10th 05 No more squeaky voices or missing teeth, it is now facial hair and braces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

PIC004 We have all shared so much of our lives together from softball to volleyball games, block parties and birthdays that we truly are one big family.

 

 

 

 

 

Photo_041909_002 Only a family can share toilet paper in public and have fun doing it. Only a family can have open arms to make you feel at home in whichever house you step into.

 

 

 

 

 

   

KAI 10th 01 Only a family can play tug of war and have both sides win. This is my family, my neighborhood.

 

 

 

 

 

I am not sure there are too many neighborhoods where this can be said but there should be. I will always have the coolest neighbors but maybe someday yours will almost be as cool as mine.

 

291105police “Now quit making so much damn noise over there before I call the cops”.

Thanks, Scooter. I’m feeling the neighborly love.

 

 

 

 

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Happy 234th Birthday, America!

 

american-flag-2a After all these years, what is it that keeps you looking so young? Is it the defense of freedom around the world? Or simply the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness?

 

 

 

As you close your eyes and blow out your candles, besides not forgetting the men and women that die to make us free, What else do you wish for America?

 

oilspill2 Would you like an oil free Gulf Coast?

 

 

 

 

 

 

supreme_court_building Would you like someone to interpret your laws that has actually practiced law?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Would you like someone to govern you that truly believes in your laws and what you stand for? To know that your laws serve a meaningful purpose.

 

Military Caskets Would you like your sons and daughters to no longer die needlessly in defense of you?

Yes, I know the price of freedom is not free but too many have paid the ultimate price.

 

 

 

 

 

 

PCH6756 Would you like all of your children to be proud of you?

 

 

 

 

 

I know your wish list can go on forever and you have the candles to prove it. Whatever you wish America, I want you to know that even as your adopted son, I will stand up next to you and defend you everyday.

 

421088-FB~Red-White-and-Blue-Fireworks-Exploding-Posters Happy 4th, From One Proud American!