In what can only be described as Classic Chief Inspector Clouseau investigative brilliance.
Does your duck quack?
Police have brought “The Mango Mayhem” case to a quick conclusion with the arrest of suspects wanted in connection with the crime.
Armed with fresh cans of Harrell’s English Wax, police set a trap too slippery for the suspects to slide by.
Presented with overwhelming evidence Suspect Number 2 and 3 quacked up and confessed their roles in the fruity crime spree.
Facing the possibility of Slife in prison, sources speaking on condition of anonymity tell me that Suspect Number 1 is planning on using the insanity defense.
Having gained a little weight because of his criminal activities, it is being reported that he was last seen climbing the prison walls with a couple of nuts.
For Animal Planet, this has been Haden Kent reporting.
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