Friday, July 30, 2010

Charles Rangel, You're A Sowwy Ass Wrascal, Wresign!

 

Rangel Ethics With 13 charges brought against him by US House Of Representative Ethics Committee, Representative Charles Rangel of Harlem New York is following in President Clinton’s footsteps in addressing the issues before him.

 

 

 

Playboy Clinton The lawmaker said he saw no way in which the case would make him abandon public office.

To paraphrase, I am above the law, I am “The Black Bill Clinton”.

 

 

 

 

Explain to me a lay person, Mr. Rangel. How can the former Chairman of The House Ways and Means Committee who is responsible for writing tax laws forget to pay his “F'ng Taxes”?

Kind of like getting a BJ without calling it having sex! Heh-heh-heh-heh. Wright!

 

Charlie Rangel Is not reporting $600,000 income just an honest mistake? Or were you trying to defraud the IRS?

Wait don't incriminate yourself, after all you do not want your kids and grand kids to find out you might be a crook.

Ooh, you twickster!

 

 

Rangel On Beach Is that how you paid for this disgusting relaxing vacation in Dominican Republic?

 

 

Unfortunately, with just two of these charges against them most Americans would not come close to receiving the benefits and treatment you are being given.

You disgrace me with your arrogance. I would not even hope you would do the honorable thing and resign because it is obvious you have no honor.

 

Elmer Fudd Oh, gwacious!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can only hope that your constituents are smart and courageous enough to look beyond your “Blackness” and throw your ass out of office.

 

Marion Barry I can only hope that the election pattern in New Orleans with Mayor Nagin or in Washington DC with Mayor Barry is not repeated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mayor Kilpatrick Instead, if charges are true I hope you end up like former Detroit Mayor Kilpatrick.

Like Elmer Fudd would say “It's the end of the wine, Tall Dark Stwanger. I have a warrant for your awwest!

 

Leave My Bush Alone

 

Obama Sitting Although it seems that President Obama is tired of getting “Bush”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Family Fued Contestants I asked 100 Americans, Should The President leave their “Bush” alone?

The top two answers are on the board. Let’s play!

“The President Has It Wrong Again”

 

 

With an economy still in the midst of a recovery and last month's unemployment rate of 9.5% according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics(BLS). Survey says, the number one answer is.

95 Americans say “Leave My Bush Alone”. These were not only the wealthiest Americans but also some of the poorer ones who enjoy their “Busch” more than the White House is willing to admit.

 

Busch Beer Legs Cold as a mountain stream, smooth as its name. 

 

 

 

 

 

The number two answer on the board.

 

Golden Gate Shadow 5 Americans don't like “Bush” never have and never will. These are “Happy Americans” who are content to live their lives without “Bush”.

 

 

 

 

In announcing that he will let President Bush's 2003 tax rates expire, President Obama thinks that he and the Democrats can play their usual class war to justify raising taxes on the rich. If Bush's tax cuts expire Estate Tax will jump from 0 to 55% and the top income tax rate will go from 35 to 41%.

Why are the rich seen as a solution to The President's poor management of the economy?

Stock market data with downtrend vector It is stupid to raise anyone's taxes in the midst of a slow economic recovery.

Mr. Obama's higher spending (stimulus package) and higher taxes approach is idiotic.

 

 

 

Who has the potential to spur the economy more than the rich? Furthermore, increasing the top income tax rate could hurt small businesses that contribute a great deal to the economy. These businesses create JOBS, Mr. President and they are primarily owned by hard working, risk taking wealthy Americans.

Maybe the time has come to cut government spending especially in the “Government Hand Out” department. By playing the class war card, Democrats win favor with those who are not willing to work hard, take risk or personal responsibility.

However, I am convinced they will lose in November. Proving once again, The President and Democrats are wrong about how most Americans feel about the issues.

 

What a bunch of donkeys!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rick James Mr. Obama, I am a hard working American who has taken risk and although I am not rich yet, you will reward me by raising my taxes. Capital gains rate will jump 5% in 2011.

How can I ever become like Rick James, I’m RICH BITCH, if you do this? 

 

  

President BushSo Mr. President, would you be so kind to go home to Mrs. Obama and Leave My “Bush” Alone.

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Welcome To Mi-ami, King James

 

 

Miami-Heat Logo Although I am a NBA Purple and Gold fan, like most of South Florida I am excited to have you here.

We look forward to the excitement and level of play that you will bring to The Miami Heat along with any revelations you might give us from The New King James.

 

 

 

 

 

Lebron James

 

I will feel torn between to lovers when you have to play the defending World Champions Los Angeles Lakers for a shot of your much deserved championship ring. No matter the outcome, Lebron, I will not hate you. My heart will go on.

 

LA 039 In the meantime, if you are ever in my neck of the woods let's play a pick up game at The West Broward YMCA in Weston. Occasionally, Daunte Culpepper drops by and even if he thinks so, I know he's not as good as you!

 

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Spain Wins World Cup 2010 And ….

 

 

SamMADWC 010 I'm in Madrid enjoying the crazy celebration of Spain's historic first time FIFA World Cup Championship 2010.

 

 

 

 

 

 

SamMADWC 017

 

Singing, clapping, horn blowing, crazy dancing and climbing everything that can be climbed along with an occasional beer or water fountain shower are all part of the celebration.

Cars are jumped on and garbage trucks pounded on as they try to make their way down a crowded street.

 

SamMADWC 072 A fire extinguisher comes loose and some of us get a sense of how a fire feels being put out.

 

 

 

 

 

SamMADWC 034 This is some crazy ass fun and thousands continue it long after I leave at 2 am!

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations, Espana!

 

George Steinbrenner, Safe At Home

 

George Steinbrenner Love him or hate him, George Steinbrenner has been a great contributor to America's favorite pastime, baseball.

As owner of the New York Yankees, Mr. Steinbrenner was perhaps the most successful owner in all of professional sports.

I for one love his approach to building teams, doing what he thought was necessary to win championships.

 

 

The Yankees have won 27 World Championships, a few of them thanks to George Steinbrenner.

 

Yankees As a fan of the game, I have been to almost every stadium in the country including Yankee Stadium on several occasions.

My fondness memory there was being present Father's Day Weekend, June 18th 2005 when Derek Jeter hit his first and so far only Grand Slam against the Chicago Cubs.

 

 

Mr. Steinbrenner, thanks for the memories. I hope you have been called safe at the ultimate home plate!

 

Sunday, July 11, 2010

It’s Not All BP’s Fault

 

I know

 

Gang KKK We voted for him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 President_Official_Portrait_HiRes                                                                                                                    President Barack Obama

US First Biracial President

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peter G Me too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Homer Simpson Doh, Can I still have a doughnut?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Unusual Suspects – Case Closed

 

 

peter_sellers_inspector_clouseau_pi3 In what can only be described as Classic Chief Inspector Clouseau investigative brilliance.

Does your duck quack?

Police have brought “The Mango Mayhem” case to a quick conclusion with the arrest of suspects wanted in connection with the crime.

 

 

 

Engish wax Armed with fresh cans of Harrell’s English Wax, police set a trap too slippery for the suspects to slide by.

 

 

 

 

 

Suspects 002 Presented with overwhelming evidence Suspect Number 2 and 3 quacked up and confessed their roles in the fruity crime spree.

 

 

 

 

Facing the possibility of Slife in prison, sources speaking on condition of anonymity tell me that Suspect Number 1 is planning on using the insanity defense.

 

Fat-Squirrel Having gained a little weight because of his criminal activities, it is being reported that he was last seen climbing the prison walls with a couple of nuts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haden Mango For Animal Planet, this has been Haden Kent reporting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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