The Dow Jones Finishes Above 10,000

 

We'll it is about “F”ng word time!

 

Looks like President Obama’s billions and billions and billions of stimulus package money is finally starting to work.

Quit shakin your “DF” words Big Head.

With another stimulus package he can get  the Dow to 11,000!

 

 

 

 

 

But wait, Mr. President it seems like over stepping States Rights in Arizona and supporting illegal immigration by not working to secure our borders is more important to you.

 

 

 

 

 

We need your focus on our National Security and Economy which is far more important than defending the rights of illegal immigrants to remain in this country illegally!

 

With All Due Respect From,

A Legal Immigrant

 

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Fodor's Sensitive, Politically Correct Cry Babies

 

As an avid traveler and blogger, I have taken to sharing my insights and travel experiences across a few forums and blog sites. I think I do this in what I consider an entertaining and informative way.

However, it seems that I have miscalculated the extent to which people that hide behind fictitious names like “usernameistaken” or “kybourbon” require political correctness and sensitivity when discussing issues on an open forum like Fodor's.

 

I have been “ridiculed” posts “usernameistaken”. OMG on a travel website while using a fake name. Usernameistaken should be embarrassed to make that posting unless he or she is unaware of the definition of ridiculed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently, as he or she threaten I was reported for harassment and received a Fodor's politically correct spanking.

Yeah, baby yeah, oh behave!

 

 

 

 

Needless to say I started crying and have not stopped since. If I knew his or her fictitious address along with Fodor's mailing address, I would send them both copies of my DVD, “Lighten Da' F'ck Up”.

Just $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

 

What a bunch of clowns!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Don't Ya Wish Your Neighbors Were

 

As cool as mine? Don't ya?

 

Having just spent another 4^th of July birthday celebration with Alana and her family, I am reminded of how fortunate I am to have the neighbors that I do.

 

From stealing my beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers flag to vandalizing my car in New York J..E..T..S..S..S colors, some neighbors have taken Leviticus Chapter 19 verse 18 to new heights.

 

 

Surrounded by immigrants primarily from the Caribbean like myself has been a blessing beyond measure. Although we are no longer physically islanders, our hearts and souls remain unchanged from our island way of life.

 

My door bell rings and it's Aunt Vee delivering a bottle of her hot pepper sauce or a plate of fresh fried fish. At times, I return from work to find huge papayas waiting for me. I have made numerous attempts to duplicate her curry chicken recipe but have given up. A pinch of this and a little of that is just not working for me. Aunt Vee, how do you do it?

 

 

Have you ever been to a baseball game with thirty of your neighbors and then have your home team go on to win The World Series?

 

 

 

 

 

You guessed it, we have!

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are going to have a difficult time convincing us that we were not a part of the “mojo” The Marlins needed in 2003 to win it all.

 

 

 

 

Since it's birth in 1999, our neighborhood has had a full and prosperous life and the core of it's citizens have remained. However, it saddens me each year as I witness our once little neighborhood kids become young men and women.

 

No more squeaky voices or missing teeth, it is now facial hair and braces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We have all shared so much of our lives together from softball to volleyball games, block parties and birthdays that we truly are one big family.

 

 

 

 

 

Only a family can share toilet paper in public and have fun doing it. Only a family can have open arms to make you feel at home in whichever house you step into.

 

 

 

 

 

   

Only a family can play tug of war and have both sides win. This is my family, my neighborhood.

 

 

 

 

 

I am not sure there are too many neighborhoods where this can be said but there should be. I will always have the coolest neighbors but maybe someday yours will almost be as cool as mine.

 

“Now quit making so much damn noise over there before I call the cops”.

Thanks, Scooter. I’m feeling the neighborly love.

 

 

 

 

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Happy 234th Birthday, America!

 

After all these years, what is it that keeps you looking so young? Is it the defense of freedom around the world? Or simply the pursuit of life, liberty and happiness?

 

 

 

As you close your eyes and blow out your candles, besides not forgetting the men and women that die to make us free, What else do you wish for America?

 

Would you like an oil free Gulf Coast?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you like someone to interpret your laws that has actually practiced law?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you like someone to govern you that truly believes in your laws and what you stand for? To know that your laws serve a meaningful purpose.

 

Would you like your sons and daughters to no longer die needlessly in defense of you?

Yes, I know the price of freedom is not free but too many have paid the ultimate price.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you like all of your children to be proud of you?

 

 

 

 

 

I know your wish list can go on forever and you have the candles to prove it. Whatever you wish America, I want you to know that even as your adopted son, I will stand up next to you and defend you everyday.

 

Happy 4^th, From One Proud American!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I Just Used The “N” Word

 

Fortunately, I am not a Hollywood celebrity at least not yet so I won't catch any “S” word for it.

I know what you are thinking. What an “A” word.

I will be kind and not call you “G” word, a “H” word or a “B” word as appropriate.

 

 

 

 

Why is it acceptable for “B” word people to use the “N” word among themselves?

To rap about it. To use the “N” word to suggest “K” wording “W” word people.

Why does “S” word and the “M” word not show the same concern?

Either way it is disrespectful.

 

 

 

We all need to R-E-S-P-E-C-T each other and not be “B” words or “H” words about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So until next time, I think I will go “C” word and have some “G” word and “J” word.

 

Laid back. “P” word, “N” word!

 

 

 

 

 

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Unusual Suspects Part Deux (2)

 

This a Channel 7 News-Break

With leads pouring in from around the world, authorities have now been called in to investigate what local reporters have dubbed “The Mango Mayhem” case.

 

This afternoon, surveillance cameras at the crime scene captured what police sources are now calling a duck of interest.

Sources speaking on condition of anonymity tell me that this duck may soon be named as Suspect Number 3.

 

 

 

 

Closer examination of additional video footage also shows, possibly already named Suspect Number 1 fleeing the area.

 

 

 

 

Police are now warning residences to use caution as an all out assault on one of summer’s simple pleasures may be underway by this savvy growing group of criminals.

For a full report on this amazing story and the latest breaking news visit us on the world wide web at:

http://dmbmyway.blogspot.com/2010/06/unusual-suspects.html

 

For Eyewitness News, This has been Haden Kent reporting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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WW Eve, Noah, Moses And Jesus Do?

 

With the latest Apple craze sweeping the country and the world I am convinced the original biblical sin from Genesis is still being committed everyday.

 

 

 

Are you sure he said you could not have the new Apple iPhone 4? Come on try it, take it home to your man. I promise he’ll love you for it. I'll even make a slippery deal especially for you. What have you got to lose?

 

 

 

Poor Eve, Rihana, Minnie, Michelle, Marge, Hillary, Amy. What's a girl suppose to do?

Adam,Chris, Mickey, Obama, Homer, Bill, Bubba you really have to check this Apple iPhone 4 out, it is so, so good! Here, do an app with me.

 

Given God's command today, I am convinced Noah would fly over to Norway, probably on Delta and meet up with the good people at Aker Yard located in Oslo.

 

 

 

 

 

Builders of the world's largest cruise ship, Royal Caribbean Oasis Of The Seas, I am told they would cut “The First Love Boat Captain” and “Cruise Industry Founder”, one heck of a deal!

 

Imagine how fat Noah, his family and the animals would be after forty days of cruising with twenty four hour a day buffets. I am jealous. 

 

 

 

 

 

I swear Shem and Ham (Noah’s sons) made me do it. I was never this fat before the cruise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moses, Moses, put down those tablets. Have you not heard?

 

Here's what I would do if I were you.

Break out your AT& T Blackberry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Save your back, tweet everyone and they will follow us on twitter!

 

 

 

Now Moses, I can't help you if you and The Man keep setting fires to everything. You guys are destroying the environment and Al Gore is going to be very, very upset with you.

 

 

  

 

As far as you keep getting lost, Best Buy has a great sale on a Garmin GPS.

 

 

 

Would you like to buy one? There is even a mail in rebate and the GPS can tell you where the nearest “Mana” restaurant is located.

 

 

Look dude, I would not pick up that boa. You are going to end up with another huge backache and I forgot my Alleve.

 

 

 

From Aquafina to Zephyrhills with Evian and Publix in between. What would JC do today if he needed a little Cabernet or Zinfandel?

 

 

 

 

I think he would opt for a mix of Evian and Publix. Unlike me, I know he has a thing for serving his friends the good stuff like Evian first and saving the cheaper stuff for later when they are feeling good about themselves.

 

Since most of my friends live in low places. Boones Farm Strawberry Hill or a Miller Lite Six Pack would do just fine.

 

 

 

 

 

As for supper, would JC go with an all you can eat Chinese Buffet for $6.95 or a 12 Piece Disciple minus one KFC Traitor Meal Special? Thanks, a lot Judas! Will that be Original or Extra Crispy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Times have changed but still tough decisions have to be made in a crazy sinful world. What would you do?

 

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